There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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