did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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