I'm drive I can fine osifer
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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