bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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