So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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