In the future we'll all be gay
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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