We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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