i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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