In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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