Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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