Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I have aggressive nipples.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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