I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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