Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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