I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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