Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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