i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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