we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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