Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
