if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
