I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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