Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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