He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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