What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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