PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Come on in and take your pants off
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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