I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Blood and glitter go together right?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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