whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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