Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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