Your tits are I can't wait for
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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