so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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