His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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