Whod you bang
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
