i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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