Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
how can u be prego again
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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