being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
