break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I don't deserve a penis
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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