sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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