I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I feel great
I just peed on a car
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Naked. naked and bneed help.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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