I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
