The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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