do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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