TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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