I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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