U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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