i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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