I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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