thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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