she kept yelling 'call me bella'
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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