pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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