Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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