i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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