he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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