you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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