After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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