JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
