honey bunches of taint.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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