at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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