? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
