did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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